[♪ theme music ♪] >> stephanie: hello tv land. happy friday. jacki, i'm a girl explain about the new unemployment numbers. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> the jobs report for october looks pretty good. 171,000 jobs were added last month. and that's more than analysts anticipated. but the unemployment ticked up to 7.9%. it is still under 8% and according to the "washington post," it says more people started looking for work so

that's why the number went up the government only counts people as unemployed if they are actively searching. >> stephanie: that's right. >> this jobs report is all good too. they revised the numbers from august to september, and we added 84,000 nor jobs than expected. >> yay! rush limbaugh says chris christie is fat. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: okay. here is jacki schechner with the news. >> as we're going to wait for official reaction we get a statement from the white house and then we'll hear the president speak. both mitt romney and obama, he is going to start in ohio today, and spending the day in ohio. romney will go to wisconsin first and then head to ohio.

he'll be getting a lot of love over the weekend. what is interesting is both candidates have op-eds appearing on cnn.com today. mitt romney's a very routine, it seems to reiterate all of the same stuff. that he will create 12 million new jobs -- 12 million jobs will be created anyway. more of the same. and he has now taken on the idea that he is going to create real change. i can't believe it's not change. he has got real change compared to the president's change. >> stephanie: i thought he was going to call it of course i never said detroit should go bankrupt. >> sure. the president starts out by talking about how we have come

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why the president feels like cookies and freedom. >> or as one person called him bronco obama. >> stephanie: will this election never end. ah! [ baby crying ] >> stephanie: and we have actress kate walsh coming up from "gray's anatomy." >> and "private practice." >> stephanie: once again we have the hottest surrogates. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: as jacki reported -- don't have the numbers in front of me. >> 1 # 1,000. >> stephanie: oh, dream girl. oh lord -- >> i'm going to kind drive her. >> stephanie: excellent. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: the obama campaign reminds us stop looking at cats

online and go vote. >> have you seen the watermelon kitty, no kitty, don't eat the rind. he is just seating a watermelon. [ laughter ] >> maybe the cat needed some fiber. >> stephanie: yes. go vote for god's sake. some helpful hints. >> okay. oh there's a twitter feed of mitt's storm feeds that is very funny. >> stephanie: if your home is in the path of sandy, evacuate to your second or third home immediately. make sure you move your cars to the top of the garage. sandy is so violent because she was raised by a single mother.

my prayers go out to 53% of you, the other 47% i could careless about. if you survive i'll take care of it. everyone chill out sandy will end earlier than expected. she has dinner to get on the table. don't be a victim stop looking for handouts. moochers. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i was saying -- i was reading the l.a. time's story about the storm damage and i thought it was a joke rush limbaugh says chris christie is fat. [♪ circus music ♪] [ laughter ] >> funny how they turn on one of their own when one of their own actually starts cooperating.

>> and lloyd [ inaudible ] is actually bald. >> stephanie: what? >> never mind. >> stephanie: thank you. would you like some fun facts -- [♪ fun-facts music ♪] >> stephanie: this is the point of fema when it operates properly when something of this magnitude happens. this is exactly why, mitt you can't privatize fema or second things back to the state. steven colbert said who better to take care of it than the state who's infrastructure has just drifted out to sea. the deployment of national guards included 100 blackhawk helicopters, 573 vehicles, 40 humvees are on the way. >> that sounds like big government to me. >> stephanie: exactly. >> because the state of new jersey just had those lying around. >> sure. >> stephanie: thank you, and

what would be even better privatize it. >> yeah. what private company has a blackhawk helicopter? >> stephanie: yeah after they determine what their profit is going to be. >> there are some entities that are big enough to handle events like this. pretty much the only one is the federal government. >> you can't handle the crisis! >> stephanie: but wait there's more. 500 workers arrived to provide emergency medical care nearly 2,000 utility workers own their way from as far as california and texas. obama offered additional military assistance including a navy ship. >> yeah new jersey had one of those. >> we have enough of those.

>> stephanie: and transport planes, and he had a 15-minute rule meaning every call to the white house by a mayor or firefighter would be returned within 15 minutes. >> stephanie: compare that with mitt romney when he was out of town and nobody could find him. again, you can't respond that quickly just -- >> nope. >> stephanie: you know. okay. and i'm trying -- i couldn't reach roland this morning, did i hear that power may be back on today or tomorrow. >> yeah in manhattan. they are having a lot of problems with statton island. but it has just beening kind of wiped out. >> stephanie: yeah. the president said we are here for you.

we will not forget. that's what george bush said in the plane flying over katrina. >> there's a lot of water down there. >> stephanie: there's no small amount of rumbling on the right. some republicans labeled him judas christie and rush limbaugh called the governor -- wait for it -- fat. [♪ circus music ♪] >> and accused him of being addicted to oxycontin. >> we have some other comments come up in the right-wing world about chris christie. >> stephanie: really? here is [ inaudible ] with -- >> the guy who's numbers are too

gay -- >> stephanie: yeah. seven polls released in ohio obama plus two, obama plus three, obama plus five hashtag not that complicated. he write ts now watch in frustration, only a single romney-leading poll probably from rasmussen. apparently the pollsters are all effeminate pollsters too. please stop letting facts get in the way of the gop narrative. >> for a numbers guy he has an awesome sense of humor. >> stephanie: yeah. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: after brutal polling day, romney team reassures they are going to win. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: not included on their list of romney advantages is being ahead in the polls.

>> yeah. >> stephanie: romney's pollster said obama has are political environment problem, he has an intensity problem, image problem, and a ballot problem, and it will all add up to a chal edging tuesday next week. >> what is he talking about exactly. >> obama has an image problem? this from the romney camp. >> stephanie: right. new surveys in which obama held a solid lead in ohio eight point lead in wisconsin, but romney aids insisted things are on the right track. >> of course she didn't. of course we are. of course we are on the right wrack. >> stephanie: we feel we are in a very good place and this race is exactly where we wanted to

be. and their political director said right now their firewalls are burning. >> firewalls don't burn they prevent burning from getting through. >> i assumed there was a wall of fire. [ mocking laughter ] >> oh, my god. >> stephanie: there has been little movement since his first debate surge. several pollsters are suggesting that mitt romney is claiming the polls are wrong across the board. i imagine mitt romney -- is he still collecting unneeded canned goods at this point? that the red cross -- not

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>> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. twenty-one opinions after the hour. here she is sexy liberal aisha tyler to remind us what the president smells like. >> cookies and freedom my friends. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: i have already said one thing that aisha tyler says attempt sexy liberal show ends up on t-shirts everywhere. because you have in fact met the president in person and he smells like -- >> yes, cookies and freedom. cookies out of the oven and that strong smart whiff of freedom that we love. >> stephanie: you know how many

emails i have gotten since our show saturday at the beacon with the subject line cookies and freedom bitches. [ laughter ] >> that was such a fun show. it was an amazing night. >> stephanie: oh honey, you just rocked it. >> we all did. >> stephanie: you are an official obama surrogate. we have the hottest surrogates. and you are in ohio. >> i'm headed to ohio. i'm up early getting it together to head to ohio now, but because this is the final push obviously, so we're just cranking for the president and making sure everybody is -- i have been speaking a lot over the last -- i guess maybe eight weeks in different locations to people that it's not enough we are doing well in some of the polls, it's important that people go to the polls, and it's important that the people who said they are going to vote for

the president actually do vote for the president. and make sure people are getting out there, andest specially on the east coast, we barely made it out of new york. >> stephanie: exactly. >> yeah. >> stephanie: straight from new york. >> it was literally an escape from new york. >> stephanie: in fact hal sparks did not make it out. >> yeah people are still trapped there, and i was complaining and whining to you guys. i was like i have to be up in three hours. and i went to bed at 1:30 and the car game at 4:00. do i didn't sleep i just kind of blinked. >> stephanie: but as you explained to me the reason you take such an early flight out, because you and your husband have a new agreement.

>> yes, that we spend every sunday together and i behave like a wife for the first time in my life. >> stephanie: how has that been going? >> it has been good. i'm an actor, so i can act like a wife. [ laughter ] >> by it has been so exciting and to see how much enthusiasm there it for the president out there, we can get so caught up in the polls -- >> stephanie: and nate silver in his big gay numbers -- [ laughter ] >> they are very fancy numbers they sparkle are glitter. but when you see the enthusiasm and passion for the president, there's a real ground swell out there. i think it as focused and passionate as it was in 2008.

i'm trying to get out there and communicate that the president is going to be having at it with the next four years with as many teaspoons he can possibly hold in both hands. >> stephanie: exactly. i was watching him yesterday with chris christie -- >> oh it was incredible >> stephanie: it was literally there were no red states and blue states. >> he has always been right about that. that has always been to me such a basic principal of his presidency, is he wants to do his job of being president, and implement the plans he had when he was elected. and that politics has constantly gotten away with this kind of [ inaudible ] blocking you know, strategy that the other side has taken, which is we don't care about moving the

country forward, we just care about being right. and when you have a president that has repeatedly gone back to the other side let's get this done. and they are like we liked it before, but now that you have it, we don't like it anymore. it has been so immature and destructive, so it's sad it took something like this storm to be reminded what kind of a president barack obama is. and then when chris christie chris christie stepped up and said he hah been incredible -- >> stephanie: yeah and the bloomberg endorsement. by the way hold your calls the word of the day is evuskatory. [ bell chimes ] >> how about obstructionist? [ bell chimes ] >> stephanie: okay.

i think it's interesting, you can't help obviously things are political because we're a few days out from the election but you are absolutely right. when you look at those polls 80% of the american people agree with chris christie think that the president has done a fantastic job. bob o'donnell, isn't it weird we're back in this type of partisanship -- >> of course we're not. [ laughter ] >> but i do also think it's at moments like this when you really see the metal of the president. and when you see the difference between this president and the last president, you really see what type of president barack obama is. when you have a president that was confused blind, and late to respond, and even in his most intense response mode bush was

lackadaisical and confused. and then you have this president who dropped everything to make sure people had the help they need. i think the vision can be clouded by politics and by every day workman like aspects. this is someone who cares about the american people who cares about making sure their lives are better and is absolutely focused on making sure he does the best job he can. >> to bush's credit. he did roll up his sleeves. >> stephanie: yeah. >> he did do a fly over. >> stephanie: yeah sexy liberal aisha tyler you rock my world and the free world. >> it's a joy to know you and come on your show and use big words. >> stephanie: absolutely. i love you. >> i love you guys. [ applause ] >> stephanie: right back on the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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>> stephanie: how awesome was that hearing from her on the road. she is one of the people getting it done ladies and gentlemen! [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: today, brought to you by granger. i recognize that voice, these when i'm coming home from her on the plane from sexy liberal, and she is like don't talk to me. i have had an hour of sleep. >> i don't know how she does it. >> stephanie: roland i was officially worried about him.

he says cell service has actually gotten worse. i'm not getting help until sunday. because of this [ censor bleep ] marathon i'm being kicked off of the hotel. he is not a good emergency person, he panicked and went to a gourmet food store before the storm, and i'm like duck fat you don't even cook what do you need that for? >> you don't eat duck fat you cook with it. >> stephanie: he doesn't cook. he lives in manhattan. >> bless his heart. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> so why is this marathon still going on? >> stephanie: i don't know. >> that seems like it is diverting a lot of resources --

>> stephanie: to prove because the terrorists win if you don't run entirely too far -- >> can we postpone it for a week? [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: i know. roleland ran the marathon who years ago, and broke his foot in the middle of it and he finished. >> our runner over year jacki schechner -- >> yes. >> i'm determined but that is a lot of adrenalin. >> yeah and a lot of sauvignon blanc. >> stephanie: and then he ended up breaking it in like eight places. and i'm like -- ♪ you are an idiot ♪ >> you broke your foot and you were out of commission for like six months. >> i don't know that drink wine

is good while running a marathon. >> stephanie: it is not that important if you shatter something. >> but it is something that you have been training for a long period of time. >> stephanie: rowland is like samuel jackson. he ilike a sparrow, he is very fragile. >> and yet you keep taking him on these extreme bike trails? >> stephanie: i'm trying to toughen him up. >> or destroy him. >> maybe he needs more calcium. >> he is like a sparrow, he breaks bones all the time, yet he is going into mad max mode? listen, he is trying to butch it up. good morning. >> caller: good morning, guys. you looked great in that brown skirt in the predebate show.

>> oh thank you. we'll be doing an election special on tuesday. >> caller: never lose the brown skirt. this is very puzzling that planned parenthood and [ inaudible ] are staying neutral in the wayne powell race. >> stephanie: huh? >> caller: does that make any sense to you guys? >> stephanie: no. >> caller: how could they not be with wayne? >> stephanie: actually we'll get you an answer because we can shoot julie an email. >> yeah. >> stephanie: i have no clue. and i don't know if that's true but let's find out. >> okay. >> stephanie: let's go to jim in nashville, tennessee. welcome. contract hey, you became my momma, i voted yesterday. it was the last day for early voting in nashville. >> stephanie: hurray. >> caller: kind of all right. i went there as a republican signed into a republican and

when i got to the voting booth, i turned into a republican't. and i want to thank you and all of the callers that say the truth on this show and made me think. i'm old, retired, and when i got there, i started seeing names on your show with people i disagree with . and i couldn't do it. and can i say one thing? >> stephanie: yes. >> caller: hi jacki. >> oh, hi. [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: i think it's because of jacki. >> caller: i tell you what she ha got the power. >> stephanie: jacki has saved the republic! >> yay! [ applause ] >> stephanie: as many men out this listening that want to impress jacki --

>> vote democrat. i don't date republicans. >> obamacare gets her hot too. >> it gets me heated. >> stephanie: we have been talking about how these right-wingers mitt romney is doing this talking point about you won't be able to get a doctor because they don't take anybody that has medicare now. >> yeah npr did a little blip on this today, which i thought was very good. romney is talking about how you can't get a doctor because -- >> stephanie: human being turn into republican talking points at election. my mom can't get a doctor -- >> that's complete and total bull [ censor bleep ]. >> what it has to do with is what is called the doc fix, that goes back to 1997 and basically in trying to control the medicare costs the idea was to bring down cost of doctors

overall, but it's a fix that medicare hasn't been able to remedy so they have been doing it peace meal. it is making doctors upset. it did not get fixed through healthcare reform because it was too expensive. >> stephanie: right. >> and there are parts of health care reform that pay medicare doctors more. so there's actually provisions within the health care law that will pay primary care physicians more money. >> stephanie: right. that's what i'm saying people want to blame obama for everything. it becomes a punch line. >> and if you tell them it is untrue they say no, no no no. and go on. >> stephanie: yes. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: mitt romney took his claim that president obama has stolen $716 million from

medicare, do the next level, seniors mostly likely will be unable to see specialists because of obamacare. >> did you see the one too i think in virginia where he say there was a barbecue place that went out of business and blamed it on obama. and it turns out they had a lot of health care violations -- >> they were washing their hands in poop. >> yeah. and he is attacking gas prices there are videos in the kiosks so it's really throw anything at the wall and see what sticks -- >> that smacks of desperation. >> it does. >> stephanie: on the doctor front, as we know mitt romney's staff has said they are not going toet let their campaign be dictated by fact checkers.

he said i happen to believe the choice you make on november 6th will have enormous effects on scene yours, when you make a call to a specialist the receptionist will most likely say we're not taking any more medicare patients. a "washington post" fact check examined the claim and sound that spending does not decrease year after year. the savings are mostly wrung there health care providers, not medicare beneficiaries. >> in other words death panels. >> stephanie: yeah. >> no! [ wah wah ] >> stephanie: okay. all right. yikes. >> the big lie theory. >> stephanie: it's like he is using his debate technique.

it's like the tennis ball machine of lies at the end. >> it turns out to 11. >> it'ses the lillian gish gallop. >> yes, that's it. because she was known for her barrage of lies. >> stephanie: alan in texas you are on the "stephanie miller show." >> caller: good morning. >> stephanie: hi go ahead. >> caller: i was wondering since romney is taking every side of every position if he is elected he would be able to keep all of his promises and then not be able to keep all of his promises, does that make him an oxymoron or an [ inaudible ]. [ applause ] >> stephanie: very good. katherine in pennsylvania welcome. >> caller: yes hello i am a

first time caller and i wanted to make a comment no republican talks about privatizing fema now. i just wanted to say that my governor governor corbett promised not to have cars and both him and his wife have suvs while he expects people at $8.50 an hour to get to work on their own. my mentally handicapped sister has been waiting for a program over five years, and he has taken funds from that so she can't even get into a program which would structure her. he is not catering to the handicapped be taking funds away. and it's sad. >> stephanie: absolutely. mitt romney is out there talking about bipartisanship which obviously his case is not very good at this point.

the president is like a walking/talking example. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: romney only called the republican governors of the states effected. >> and that tells you how he would govern -- >> stephanie: thank you. forty-five minutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> can you absolutely positively guarantee that it will give me

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road. go to thelastopenroad.com. [ applause ] >> stephanie: fifty minutes after the hour -- >> oh thank you for the spontaneous applause. >> stephanie: yes. thank you. 1-800-steph-1-2. i love this headline. did chris christie destroy the bipartisanship. >> little bit. >> stephanie: it's a myth that he governed in this bipartisan way. there was, what, something like 800 vetoes. i love this one, the tail of two tarmacs. there was of course the moment with how you can tell how authentic it was between chris christie and the president.

♪ bone finger must think that they are so cool ♪ ♪ she passed high school ♪ >> stephanie: liz in michigan you are on the "stephanie miller show." hi, liz. >> caller: hi stephanie, how are you? >> stephanie: good go ahead. >> caller: bob king was on last night, and their legal department found that mitt romney violated government ethics law. >> stephanie: i did this story yesterday. >> caller: wonderful. they are seeking an investigation, but he did not disclose that he had a conflict of interest, and they bought stock in delfy at $0.67 a share, and isn't that something? ann romney invested $1 million in this. they got a 4000% return and they held gm hostage for the extorted

gm for the parts. that would be on the 2009 tax return. >> stephanie: right. >> caller: and the reasoning that bob king investigated in this is because of the ads that mitt romney is running. he said they are hurting the brand image of these companies, and usually auto makers and whatever, they refrain from anything political. >> stephanie: that's right. >> caller: but because of this going on they threw their hat in the ring so all he is doing is h himself. >> stephanie: yeah and this charityi'm not sure which is bigger liz.ha you heard t >> caller: >> stephanie: this loophole thatusing. remember he hat he gave to charity -- anyway. i'll find the details. i'm just talking in circles now -- >> you are drunk. >> and 09 was also the year that

there was amnesty for people with swiss bank accounts. >> stephanie: and george bush is speaking in the kaymen islands this weekend. where bill clinton can be on the campaign trial for president obama -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: the president said i know what change looks like after all we have been through, we sure as heck give up now. he said every time we have tried to make change they fought back with everything they have got. their strategy from the start was to engineer pure gridlock in congress. you know what i was thinking people call him like he's a slick used car sales. he is a used idea salesman. [ applause ] >> stephanie: i wrote that last night when i was drunk, and i thought it was brilliant. >> you don't need to look at the odometer, of course you don't. >> stephanie: he said we know what change looks like and what

the governor is offering sure isn't change. he said what i was saying magically we brought it full circle -- [♪ magic wand ♪] >> stephanie: there are no democrats or republicans during a storm, just fellow americans. right? hum. >> obama: when disaster strikes we see america at its best. no democrats or republicans during a storm, just fellow americans. [ cheers and applause ] [ applause ] >> stephanie: carol in pennsylvania. hi carol. >> caller: hi, how are you? >> stephanie: good, go ahead. >> caller: i wanted to compliment you and your team and travis who answers the phone -- >> stephanie: he is also one of the team -- >> caller: for being one of the best surrogates out there for

the president. >> stephanie: ah. >> caller: and also wouldn't it have been a different four years had we had cooperation with the congress, the republicans -- >> stephanie: carol i have been saying this over and over again, i hope what i have been say willing be true not just that the president is reelected but also a lot of the tea partiers are in trouble. >> caller: we all can't wait to see them go. >> stephanie: it couldn't happen to a nicer jerk in joe walsh's case. >> caller: oh, yeah he is the worst. >> stephanie: i'm sorry, go ahead. >> caller: i just regret the last four years what they have done to the country and people need to wake up. >> stephanie: yep. all right. wake up. >> wake up people. >> stephanie: samuel jackson says wake the [ censor bleep ] up. the president on the campaign

trial. >> obama: this nation cannot succeed without a thriving growing middle class. >> stephanie: see right there he has been applying since kindergarten. >> obama: on the closing weeks of this campaign governor romney has been using all of his talents as a salesman to dress up these very same policies that failed our countries so badly. the very same policies we have been cleaning up for the last four years. and he is offering them up at change. >> stephanie: exactly. and bloomberg that's huge his endorsement of the president. michael in new york. hey, michael? >> caller: hey, there sexy liberal momma. >> caller: how are you doing honey, you got power? >> caller: yeah i never lost it.

but my heart and prayers are out to the others that did lost it. great show at the sexy liberal, and why the marathon is still going on. >> stephanie: why is that? >> caller: because bloomberg is absolutely insane in the membrane. and then let me mention something about the distance between obama and romney. obama has been responding to all of those affected by sandy. i'm going to be on with the governor tomorrow night. she is awesome. "stephanie miller show." [♪ theme music ♪]

>> stephanie: it's hot actress obama surrogate today. we just talked to aisha tyler, and we're going to talk to kate walsh coming up in just a little bit. jacki schechner a hot stephanie miller surrogate. i think this bloomberg thing is a big deal on top of colin powell. >> yes, and as romney was talking about the importance of being in business howard schultz of starbucks came out and endorsed president obama as well. >> stephanie: oh, dear mittens is not happy. [ wah wah ] >> stephanie: and obama way ahead in the 7-11 coffee cup.

>> stephanie: just call off the elections now. >> stephanie: i'm just saying it's not as accurates a nate silver's big gay numbers, but they are pretty accurate. all right. here is jacki schechner with the latest news. >> let's do some news. as we have been talking about now it's all coming down to getting out the vote. and the six-floor museum in dallas has put out an old public service announcement from president john f. kennedy, in which he is encouraging all citizens to vote. >> there is one way in which we can show how strongly we believe in our democracy, next tuesday, november 6th is election day. i hope every american will turn out and vote. >> the film was put together on october 31st, 1962. president kennedy was calling on all americans to serve their country by participating.

it's a very cool piece of history, but all six elections held on november 6th were won by republicans, starting with lincoln, and reagan let's hope the 7 breaks the actor edward norto teamed rtk about them to vote. f our democracy to ensure that ultimately it is we the people that govern and not the money that governs our policies. >> he said he discovered through the project what we have all been noticing thomas jefferson said that a successful democracy depended on an informed electorate. our country's future depends on you. to help you make informed decisions, watch current tv's politically direct lineup.

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miller show"! ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ i'm walking on sunshine woe ho ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ ♪ hey all right now ♪ ♪ it's time to feel good ♪ >> and the "stephanie miller show" is brought to you in part by our friend burt levy the author of the last open road. go to thelastopenroad.com. >> stephanie: yay. jacki was doing the story about the jfk urging people to get out to vote. late super pac ad urges african

american people to vote republican because lincoln freed the slaves. one super pac calling on african-americans to vote against president obama because lincoln freed the slaves. [ bell chimes ] [ applause ] >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: it's a super pac called empower citizens network. one of the groups accuses obama and the democrats on imploding the country by encouraging lenders to pray on buyers. while the soviet national anthem plays in the background it says that republican can save your money source by reducing regulations on business. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: and mitt romney's official campaign -- [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: there is really not much difference. mitt romney compared obama to

chavezes and castro. >> yeah. >> stephanie: he is running a spanish ad in florida claiming that fidel castro's niece would support president obama. mitt romney gives chavez the news he desires but has no right to. >> he is just like castro! >> stephanie: smells like desperation. [ applause ] >> did you have to stretch your groin before that -- >> stephanie: yikes. >> i don't think that's an actual phrase in spanish. >> stephanie: it came from you. >> i know. god we said that in high school. >> stephanie: speaking of you,

you are an official stephanie miller surrogate. and you will be representing me. >> i will at the palm springs pride festival at the booth of our fine affiliate, kptr and you will be meeting people. so if you are there come out and see me. >> stephanie: get it. what am i the president? i need surrogates? i can't go on the road anymore. >> not surrogates in the helen hunt -- >> stephanie: my surrogates are hot too. look at him. flex. good boy. atlas drugged, it's a world where romney and ryan's plans to privatize government becomes a reality. stephan goldstein, the author joins us now.

hi stephen. >> good to talk to you. i finished the manuscript about a year ago, and the words i put into the mouth of the people who were -- that is the fictional governor of florida, and the fictional president of the united states after in my book a devastating storm strikes florida -- >> stephanie: yeah. are you psychic, stephen, come on? >> caller: i am. remember on friends daphne moon says i'm psychic, well what happens is florida is destroyed, but in my book things have gotten so bad that is why atlas is drugged -- people have drugged on the notion of free world, it's the corporate states

of america and everything is privatized. >> stephanie: there are no more government agencies the national hurricane center has been privatized and because they couldn't make a profit it shut down and no one could follow the hurricane. >> yeah. >> stephanie: this was -- stephen colbert made the comment who better to respond than the state who's infrastructure has just been washed out to sea. >> yeah that idea several years ago when rick santorum was in the senate he proposed legislation that would have prohibited the national hurricane center from providing any information to the public

that his for-profit entity could have made possible. meaning if you were poor and couldn't afford a 900 line then who gives a you know what if you were blown away. and when i heard his words i said to myself it's my book. >> stephanie: yeah when you see that clip from the primaries saying any time you can send something back to the states good. and if you can privatize it better. >> yeah there's a word for it i don't think it's in the official guide to neuroses but it's called mish-a-gas. >> stephanie: i know what you are saying. >> the [ inaudible ]. but in the meantime the interesting thing is how many people including paul ryan, and

of course, romney and others have fallen for this crap. >> stephanie: yeah stephen we were saying earlier in the show it really bogles the mine go wait a minute, you are going to figure out how to try to make a profit off of people in the middle of an emergency and tragedy when it is time sensitive. really? >> yeah. yeah. and in my book the interesting thing is i make my -- the victims of my -- of my fictional hurricane, the rich -- the especially rich this hurricane that i have fantasized goes up the coast of florida on both sides, and typically go after the most expensive properties so they discover the rich are in this too, so even if you have money, you can't get it to people. >> stephanie: yeah. and how -- on top of -- you know take any subject -- but

how egregious is it that mitt romney's response is of course several days later, he won't answer the question and then his response of course i would fund fema. >> well that's part of neurosis and people will listen to that and let him get away with it and some people will actually vote for him, and then -- god forbid he is elected, but just imagine the flip side. in massachusetts there was this tainted vaccine because there was no oversight, that's also what happens at the beginning of my book. they are celebrating the fact that there is more fda. so it isn't just the hurricane center it is all of the firewall that has been created between government and things that are bad for people. >> stephanie: we just did that

story yesterday this meningitis outbreak came from a company that mitt romney did not regulate when he was governor of massachusetts. >> exactly. and mitt romney was asked what do you have to replace obamacare? oh he said it's the market. the market will take care of itself meaning somebody dies maimed disadvantages, then the word will get out and you won't do it anymore. >> stephanie: but they are not going to vote for mitt romney you know why? because they are going to take my weekend reading tip and buy "atlas drugged." >> and it's on kindle too, so if people can't get it immediately, they can get it on kindle like instantly. if enough people read this book nobody would touch mitt romney.

>> stephanie: everyone is going to read this book this weekend. [♪ mysterious music ♪] >> and we have links it to at stephaniemiller.com and on your facebook page. >> stephanie: thank you stephen. >> thank you. >> stephanie: you are trying to outword aisha tyler. ubcatory. that is the word of the day. >> stephanie: it would be counter intuitive. [ buzzer ] >> stephanie: no. >> no. >> stephanie: we have been talking about michael bloomberg, this is huge -- >> huge! >> stephanie: he has endorsed president obama. ♪ let's hear it for the boy ♪

>> stephanie: you know why? climate change? >> that's right. >> stephanie: can you give me a pop quiz? >> who says -- [ laughter ] >> stephanie: he said we can't do it alone. we need leadership in the white house, and president barack obama has taken major steps to improve our climate. mitt romney too has a history of tackling climate change but since on the has reversed course. in the past he has always taken sensible positions on immigration, illegal guns, abortion, and health care but has reversed direction on all of them. and that is supported by michael

bloomberg, colin powell. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: speaking of huge jim -- >> huge! >> stephanie: oh boy. >> stephanie: i need to put a moratorium on even mentioning him. >> yeah. >> stephanie: he said yesterday was a very very sad day for america, after president obama did not meet his noon deadline. >> yeah because he had nothing else to do. >> stephanie: uh-huh. >> what an idiot. >> stephanie: since he didn't jump through my hoop. all the president had to do was give simple pages, and the charity of 5 million is nowhere. some days those papers will come out, and people will say, you know what donald trump was right. no people a thousand years from now will still say, donald

trump -- ♪ he is an idiot ♪ >> stephanie: this is a very very sad day for the united states. oh, please stop talking. [ buzzer ] >> he could give $5 million to a charity anyway. >> stephanie: yeah. >> just for all true wristic purposes. >> stephanie: red cross, something. >> >> steie: inutes after the hour. right back on the "stephanie miller show." >> announcer: highbrow, lowbrow, unibrow. it's the "stephanie miller ♪ of sununu, you're wrong. mitt romney, you're wrong. we need more teachers, not fewer teachers and more cops and more firefighters that support ourhdhdhdhdenttv18hdcuhds1cspd67018enttvrrenttv

doing this this corruption based on corruption based on corruption. >>that's an understatement, eliot. ♪ ♪ yeah, yeah ♪ ♪ let's go ♪ >> announcer: stephanie miller. ♪ had me feeling like i'm ready to blow ♪

♪ yeah yeah, yeah ♪ >> stephanie: yeah, yeah, yeah. >> l le a mountamota. >> stephanie: thank you jim. nobody has anybody what you are talking about now. they were worried about radiation in their water, whatever. [ ♪ patriotic music ♪ ] >> stephanie: last week i was reading, column romney -- romney maid have -- the women of "friday night lights" know we need obama. the couple wrote a great piece, and guess who joining us now? >> who? >> act the jurnee smollett. how are you doing? >> i'm good.

>> stephanie: it sounds like you have clear eyes and a clear heart. >> yeah. >> stephanie: how many people say to romney stop using our slogan cow don't stand for anything we stand for. >> i know. it's so frustrating, because he hijacks things and acts like it was his own. and i even heard he was printing clear eyes clear heart on a bracelet and selling it. and it's so tacky, because so many folks have the show have said, look can you stop using that. >> stephanie: yes, they wrote this piece that say they was a rallying cry that everybody had an equal shot. and what would the women think about this. >> uh-huh. yeah. the thing is that slogan was

meant as a motivator for progress it was meant for everyone and the thing that the show you know, touched on especially for women's issues you know mitt romney doesn't stand for that at all. you can take the affordable care act, and this is a law that makes being a woman is no longer a preexisting condition. they won't charge us more for breast cancer screenings or being a victim of domestic violence. and this provides preventive care and annual checkups and this is something that mitt romney wants to throw out, and he didn't have the guts to stand up for the equal pay act. >> stephanie: yeah. >> and romney didn't have the guts to stand up for that and for president obama that was the first act that he passed.

>> stephanie: you sound like a woman that needs to get back in your binder. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: she said the women represented on the show and the women we are in real life women who want to make our own health care decisions and get equal pay, and you write it is president obama who shows his values more closely represented with the fray. and she talks about let's use it as a motivator to vote early and all of that. and that's what you have been doing, correct? >> definitely. i have been phone banking, and going to different college campuses and battleground states and trying to pump people up and this campaign in 2008 it was made up of thousands of people who volunteer their time and weren't getting paid and

that's what it is again. i was in north carolina, and met this amazing woman in her early 90s, who shows up to the barack obama office every single day just to phone bank and this campaign -- it's made up of folks all across america, and that's why president obama has fought for people because this campaign is not made up of billionaires. so i'm so passionate about getting folks out. so this election is going to be super close, and whatever anyone can do to make sure that people actually show up and are not, you know discouraged by these crazy voting laws that, you know, they tried to pass in pennsylvania -- >> stephanie: yeah.

>> or other states -- >> stephanie: and jurnee there is one story after the other. romney campaign incorrectly checks poll watchers to check for proper id. they are doing everything possible, and hope there's a huge backlash against that don't you? >> i hope they do. because we need leaders that you can trust, and that have integrity, you can't put ads out there that are fault in an effort to get voters to vote for you. you know it is bad when the owner of a car company comes out and says that ad is just blatantly wrong. >> stephanie: yeah. i love the piece that the creator of your show said let's

use our clear eyes and career head to teach people about the issues. it seems like more and more people are waking up right? >> yeah you know, i think we're going to be pleasantly surprised by the turnout on tuesday. i'm confident we're going to take these battleground states and just blow romney out of the warrantee. everyone wants a story, so they say the poll is leaning one day and the next day it is leaning completely the opposite. but i believe the people are going to show up and president obama is going to have four more years. >> stephanie: when i talk to

people like you that are out there, i hear the same thing over and over again, people say i don't see where this enthusiasm gap is. do you? >> not at all. i have gone to college campuses and there were college students that were 14 years old in 2008 and they are so fired up. my brother at tends a college here in california and he has folks doing phone banking parties, and i have seen little kids as young as ten years old attending these parties, but i think because people see how important these issues are, and romney -- you just can't trust what he says. one minute he says he stands for this topic, and the next minute he says he is completely against

it. this guy flip flops on every single topic. >> stephanie: yeah that's what mayor boomberg said. you cannot trust mitt romney. >> yeah it was a really powerful endorsement. he didn't come out for any candidate in 2008 that's why this election is the most important of my lifetime. >> stephanie: thank you so much for your work. >> the one time it's okay for you to miss my show is if that's the only time you can get to a polling place. make sure that voting is your highest priority on election day. besides, you can always dvr my show. you really cant' dvr the future of the country. to help you make informed decisions, watch current tv's politically direct lineup.

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>> announcer: stephanie miller. >> you expect me to ignore my fans. they are life and death to me. they are the ones who really made me. >> stephanie: it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. thirty four minutes after the hour. >> that sounded like a big tumbler of something. >> scotch. >> stephanie: 1-800-steph-1-2 the phone number toll free from anywhere. because we're animal lovers and helpers. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: there was a foul-mouthed parrot seeking a new home. i say we give aim to dana lohse. [ screeching ] >> stephanie: dana lohse was quietedly suspended by cnn! >> oh no. >> we'll have to leave her

there. >> they very been using her sparingly, and then for the last two months they just haven't been using her. >> stephanie: if we had voter suppression here in california i wouldn't be able to vote since someone just stole by driver's license. romney campen correctly trains poll watchers. wisconsin i think yesterday we talked about that they were training poll watchers to mislead in wisconsin, now they found in iowa romney poll watchers are being trained to watch for voters who show up without photo id even though there is no id law in iowa. they are just concerned citizens. of course we have trying to help

you. >> of course you are. >> stephanie: california demes say hundreds of voter registrations were flipped. a california newspaper found many people's party affiliation was switched to republican without their consent. they noticed a huge surge to republican. just remember, if you are a registered republican jacki schechner will not date you. >> it's true. >> that's the only criterion. >> other than that i'm open. i think your values are rereflected by your politics so i think if somebody believes in what the republican party believes in value wise they are probably not a good fit for me. >> i come from a mixed marriage.

>> i don't know anything about that. >> my mom used to be a republican, but reagan changed her mind. >> stephanie: okay. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: there's a party of, you know religious stuff, catholic bishop who compared obama to hitler orders anti-obama rhetoric read from the pulpit. hum. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: maryland which just a month ago appeared poise to be the first state in the country to back gay marriage now has changed. the change appears to be driven by black pastors in maryland. this particularly wrangles me out here in california that it's because of all of this mormon money. it was in memos that that was

the plan was to try to divide blacks and gays. >> uh-huh. >> stephanie: backers of the measure say no religious organizations would be forced to give same-sex couples the right to marry. so they are hoping that people understand that. frank schubert it's that guy, who is leading the charge as well. that's what they do divide and concur. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: how about this voter purge in indiana goes overboard. he started getting calls from early voters who said they had been turned away as ineligible. they said to clean up their roles.

>> purge >> stephanie: many involved names who were dead incarcerated, but jones was hearing from residents who were quite alive and voted in 2008. these purges are turning up more and more people that were purged wrongfully. >> if you think you have a winning campaign you don't need to resort to tactics. >> stephanie: exactly. rich you are on the "stephanie miller show." hello, rich? >> i think he is putting the lotion on his skin. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: you know it almost seems like paul ryan might need a plan b of some sort. he is spending millions to keep his congressional seat. last week another one scheduled for release right before the

election. all we're saying is vote for rob zurban. >> is that wonderful eddie? >> i won't go! i won't! >> stephanie: dana in maryland. >> caller: good morning. i'm glad you are feeling better steph. >> stephanie: thank you. >> caller: i got your sickness. >> stephanie: oh. >> caller: i think shawn and rush were angry because of that canned food drive the cracker barrels were closed. and as far as brownie saying he acted too fast it's called being on the ball, and acting quickly not flowing over while people are on their roofs drowning. >> stephanie: yep. and not dropping unneeded canned goods on their heads.

♪ there's good things in the garden all kinds of canned good ♪ ♪ all vacuum packed and on your grocer's shelve or unnecessary photo op ♪ ♪ in the valley of the giant green douche bag ♪ >> stephanie: you are on the "stephanie miller show." good morning. >> caller: good morning, momma. i was listening to an attack sort of under the radar on tim hartman yesterday. art was arguing that the volcano from the 1800s proved that climate change doesn't affect on this planet and that humans are

not responsible. and i'm from washington state as you heard. and we have some red-hot races up there. we have a candidate named farmer john foster and we need to make sure we send john back to the farm where he can practice animal husbandry, and stay away from women. >> stephanie: exactly. [♪ "world news tonight" theme ♪] >> stephanie: bruce said yet, we're still basically a glorified bar band. we'll send this out to all of the people working down there,

the police officer the firefightermen, and also to the governor, who did such a fine job this last week. ♪ let's give the boy a hand ♪ >> yeah. >> stephanie: he is going to be with the president again monday with jay-z. >> stephanie: and meanwhile, mitt romney still has meatloaf. [ wah wah ] >> do we still have meet loaf -- >> stephanie: no. no. >> i got so many emails about dogs jumping out of windows, so we'll not do that.

>> stephanie: tom from maryland. >> caller: hey stephanie. ann romney said all of us need to know that we need to respect the choices that women make. can you imagine ann romney as pro choice. [ applause ] >> stephanie: oh, thank you, ann. we appreciate your support. this lead line sums up everything that is wrong with america. does kim kardashian have another sex tape and is it being sold for $30 million? >> i sure hope so. i got that on me. >> you said that without a beat. that was very funny. >> stephanie: gene hackman smacked a homeless man, however -- >> he has it coming. >> stephanie: the guy called his wife the c word. [ applause ] >> yeah, smack a homeless guy for that definitely. >> stephanie: yeah you would think usually someone would get

smacked or get fired for that -- >> one would think. >> stephanie: unless the person involved has absolutely no self-esteem. [ wah wah ] >> stephanie: all right. right back with kate walsh, as we continue on the "stephanie miller show." >> and we'll be right back >> announcer: it's the "stephanie miller show." ♪

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me can you my darling, can you picture this ♪ >> stephanie: um um um. it is the "stephanie miller show." welcome to it. fifty minutes after the hour. remember i told you guys a while ago i was invited to a delightful dinner party with a lot of pictures of kate walsh in it. and i was like wow. somebody has a lot of pictures of kate walsh. turned out it was kate walsh's house. we trashed the place. good morning kate walsh. >> good morning. >> stephanie: i was like somebody is really stalking kate walsh in the house. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: no, i know your business partner, so it was great to finally meet you. i have been a fan forever. i saw the picture of you with

obama, and i'm like now i love you even more. >> yeah that's right. >> stephanie: you are introducing the president tomorrow in a campaign event in iowa? >> yeah, we're going to do a lot of canvas kickoffs in the morning, and then i'm going to -- yeah introduce him tomorrow night. this is such a crucial, crucial election, and i'm very excited. i wish tuesday was tomorrow but a few more days to make sure everybody gets out and votes. >> stephanie: you are flying out, so that means party at your house tonight. >> that's right. >> stephanie: secondly i didn't realize you have always been that politically involved but you have been talking a lot about women's issues. there are a lot of real life women's issues involved in this election, right?

>> yeah i remember when think first heard the phrase there is a war on women. and i thought that seems extreme. and then people started opening their mouths and the madness that sort of ensued made it pretty critical, and it truly is everything is at steak for women. i feel like i woke up into a bad dream, i was like wait a minute are we trying to turn back the clock decades, sentries? i just -- my mother my mother's mother, everybody who worked so hard to get where we are. and the president signed the lilly ledbetter equal care act. all of these things are at stake. women's choice. health care. it's ridiculous. i was in colorado a couple of weeks ago, talking to women, and there were young women talking

about -- it was so moving to see these young women that are out there working so hard for the president to get them reelected and one of them just got into the colorado school of land and mines, and she was talking about how hard she worked to get in there, and how devastating it would be if she went out with all of our male classmates and get paid just two-thirds of what they would be paid. so this is all at steak. >> stephanie: yeah in addition to all of our other important work, you started in the series that introduced the term va-jj to the world. >> that's true. [ laughter ] >> stephanie: the republicans slogan should be government

small enough to fit in your vagina. like you say this is not hyperbole. >> no it isn't. >> stephanie: the transvaginal probes, and the way republican men speak about rape. >> it is almost unbelievable except it is happening. i just think we're in a time where everything comes and goes in ten-second sound bites, but these are real opinions and real people saying them and that actually have the power to enact law. >> stephanie: yeah. >> so it is critical that people get out and vote and vote for barack obama. >> stephanie: yeah. >> if you care about your future, your body healthcare, everything. i'm in a position where i am lucky, i play a doctor on tv. i have an income that i can go

and get some of the best health care available, but i want that for everybody. you should haven't to hit a jackpot on a television show to have access to adequate health care. you shouldn't have to be wealthy to have an education. my father was an immigrant and came here and worked like mad to make living for our family. i come from a family that was hugely supported by -- at times in my life by the system that the republican party so tears apart. and i have been a member of the 47% for most of my life and i just want to keep the door open and make sure that everybody is taken care of and has access to basic human rights. >> stephanie: now that you play a doctor do people ask you for medical advise randomly?

>> no no one does. i must look like -- like -- honestly -- something is going on because no one ever approaches me -- maybe i just -- maybe i look really mean. >> stephanie: the best thing i saw online a gynecologist, a woman was in the stir ups, and the gynecologist is like i see the problem you have too many republicans in there. >> yeah it's madness. i don't think it was always this way, but for some reason things have really really gone off on this tangent. [ overlapping speakers ] >> and it's very very real but women do have a voice, and, you know, there are a lot of us and it's just hugely hugely important that we show up and

every single female that can vote gets out there. >> stephanie: the media like a horse race story. they like the enthusiasm gap and when you look at the rallies, people -- the crowds are huge just like in 2008. they are rapturess. >> yeah, with the media -- i got really frustrated. this is the future of our country, and we see climate changes, the storm, everything that is happening. it's so critical and to treat this election like it is you know the fourth quarter of a really exciting football game ask -- is -- is wrong. >> stephanie: yeah. this is huge. and it's -- and that's the problem we're in a culture right now that people love a good story, and how about beyond the

good story. how about this is the truth. and barack obama was handed just a massive, massive mess -- >> stephanie: yeah. >> -- that it takes time to work through and we have to absolutely stay the course. >> stephanie: thank you so much for your work out there. i hope you won't mind if i drink that really good cabernet in the corner of your house. >> oh you are the one. >> stephanie: yeah love ya sister. >> love you. thank youououououououououououououououououououououououououououououou